If an apple and an orange fought, who would win and how?

It would be an even fight for a while until the apple says " You know I'm red and you're orange. So I'm a true color and you are a combination of red and yellow. So you could say you wouldn't exist without me, if it wasn't for me you would just be yellow, which of course means coward." This enraged the orange and he rushed the apple in a fury. The apple just steps out of the way and the orange flys off the grocery table and rolls through the automatic doors and into the parking lot where he gets run over by a Honda.